Hello fellow domestic violent extremist! That’s right, if you’re reading this, you are very likely classified as a DVE by the Department of “Homeland” Security. I put Homeland in quotes because many people don’t understand how the communists alter language. When I say “homeland,” you think I’m talking about America, our country. When they say “homeland,” they mean their new Utopian communist world that they control and where the rest of us serve them. Sadly, this isn’t even new. This came out back in ’09 during the reign of Bathhouse Barry. However, under the leadership of Merrick Garfinkle (oh, you thought his name was Garland?), current director of DHS, this policy has been weaponized and ratcheted up a few notches. Prepare accordingly.
